Caffeine Free Diet Coke and Neighbors

This is my first blog and i decide to write about pop. How exciting so far, right? Anyway, I have an addiction to caffeine free diet coke, even though there is no addictive substances in it. How is this possible? I try not to drink it, but when I see that glimmering gold can, i turn into a feind! And when you look at the nutrition thing on it, all that there seems to be is sodium, so can i eat salt and get them same effect? lol no, I know better than that, i'm just saying that it is the best soda in the world.
Now onto my neighbors. I live in a town of 6,000 or so people in the wonderful state of North Dakota. Unfortunately i have the worst neighbors in the whole city! To the north there is a large house that has 11 children under the age of 13 and to the west a house that contains 5 or so. I know that children can be hard to handle sometimes, but theses little "things" are MONSTEROUS! And the parents are never around, so what can i do? for now i sit in my house and watch out the window waiting for one of those kids to get hurt, so when they do i can run out and help them and then yell at their parents for not being around!!! How dare they have that many kids and not watch them!!!